Lal Krishna Advani - A Profile

Name - Lal Krishna Advani

Pet Names - Yatra Purush, Chota Sardar; His personal choice - Loh Purush(Iron Man). No offense meant to the real Iron man of India, Sardar Vallabhai Patel

Age - 81

Martial status- Married. Two spouses - Kamala in personal Life, and Hindutva in professional life. Kamala asserted her position over Hindutva by becoming the electoral symbol of Hindutva politics.

Address: Desired address: Any deconstructed mosque; Temporary Address: Waiting room outside 7, Race course Road; 
Education - Spent years at the Shakhas, did a Phd on the topic 'Cultural ethos of Demolishers'. Also holds an LLB degree (as per Lok Sabha website) but the year of graduation is not known.

Worked As - Law breaking Rath(Riot) yatri and Law making Home minister

Seeking Job As - The Prime Minister of India since Dec 6,1992

Languages I speak - Hate preaching knows no language barriers

Past Record - Crucial role in the demolition of the Babri Masjid; Organised a Rathyatra which turned in to a riot yatra; Slept while terrorists were released, parliament was attacked, Gujarat was set on fire.

Associated With - The Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh; The Bhartiya Janata Party; Yatras; Personal jabs; demagoguery

Passions - Right now, only the PM chair of India

Political Ideology - Rank Opportunism

Pets - Varun Gandhi, an exotic member of a dynasty is the latest entry

Books - My Country My Lies, err...sorry My Life.

Ideal Match - Arun Jaitely Vs Rajnath Singh.

In His Bedroom you may find - Pictures of 7, Race Course Road

Favourite Icons: Jinnah, Savarkar, Golwalkar

Pet Hates: Muslims and to some extent Christians. Also all Hindus who disagree with his candidature to the post of Indian PM.

Favourite Words: Strong, hard, vigour, decisive, domination.

Favourite Abuses: Secularism, Tolerance, Liberalism, Communism.